The observance of Halloween has become very popular in the United States, by some estimates the third most popular "public" holiday, right behind New Years Eve and even the SuperBowl. I don't really care about football and I consider New Years to be "January's little joke".--- So I have latched onto Halloween as a personal favorite. It is rich in tradition and helps to remind modern alienated people about the reality of death.
Much of the world will need no reminder, but here in the States we have become extremely weird and "artificial". We have fewer and fewer connections to the realities of the human struggle. We lock away our old people, refusing to witness the decay and decline of the human body. This has a host of unfortunate consequences, the worst of which is the loss of the wisdom of our elders.
With that said, I will proceed to the fun part of the show.
HALLOWEEN JOKE:
A skeleton walks into a bar, slapping down the bones of his hand, saying "Bartender, whiskey"! The bartender of course is terrified because he's there alone with a walking, talking skeleton.
Eventually he finds the courage to fill a shot glass with his best brand of whiskey, and with trembling hands he places it in front of the skeleton. The skeleton for his part just stands there, apparently gazing at the shot glass.
After a while the skeleton sits down, resting his skull in his hand, still just looking at the whiskey. The bartender finds enough courage to address his guest, saying "Aren't you going to drink that"? And the skeleton says "No, I can't drink whiskey, it runs right through me"!
- Mood:
Joy - Listening to: Hall of the Mountain King
- Reading: the camera i
- Watching: the world devolve
- Playing: Homey don't play (mumble)
- Eating: omelet sandwich
- Drinking: strong coffee